Beatrix Cottonpants is:
a. Someone’s fairy godmother. Not yours.
b. A witch. And you know what we do with witches…
c. Your (usually sometimes occasionally) friendly neighborhood storyteller.
d. All of the above.
Stories for Everyone But You is a collection of fairy tales, folktales, and fables, twisted and mangled for your enjoyment by Beatrix Cottonpants. She tries to update a few times a week, but occasionally has to deal with pesky rabbits stealing carrots or eating her gingerbread house or something.
If ever you feel the need, you can contact her by taking that sketchy detour over the meadow and through the woods. Or, email her at beatrixcottonpants@gmail.com or just comment on the site.
lol i like your stories. they made my day
Beatrix Cottonpants is also not at all adverse to making your day =).